Fit AF Sporty Elves

Sure, you’ve got a lot of movies and whatnot depicting Santa’s elves as funny little creatures with no particular sex appeal except perhaps for those with a rather niche kink. In Sweden we have nisse, which are more like little gnomes and I wouldn’t call them sexy either. There is of course also the highly praised modern classic Christmas movie “Elf”, but while Will Ferrell has a certain je ne sais quoi, and as a funny man has his own appeal, it would be a stretch to say that he is veritable studmuffin. Of course we all love Dobby, but it would be a real stretch to work that one into any kind of erotic fantasy. If you are able to do that, you might need professional counseling, but I shan’t judge.

In Second Life™, pointy-eared sex on legs is a phenomenon, especially at gay sims. As soon as I saw Noche had released a new pair of shorts, I new I had to go with a sporty elves theme. Obviously elves have to go to the gym to keep fit and work off all those gingerbread men, candy canes and mulled wine. OK, in SL they don’t really have to, as the calories don’t count in here, so maybe they just enjoy hanging out together, like a bunch of manly bros? Yeah sure, that must be it. There’s nothing homoerotic about it at all.

For those of you who aren’t quite ready yet to let go of the Christmas magic, there’s a wealth of Christmas costumery of the sexy variety for boys at Noche and Tylie. My somewhat late Christmas gift to you is the painstakingly gathered list of credits for the four looks below.

• Noche King Shorts, currently at Fameshed until December 27th, check the main store after, fits Legacy (M), Legacy Athletic, Belleza Jake, and Ebody Reborn.
• Noche Elf Hat, Athletic Socks, Wristh & Head Sweatbans
• Semller Canvas Hi Tops
• a hair piece I got from Dura as a present at some point that occasionally works well with hoodies and some hats
• 2nd hairstyle: Stealthic Reach hair
• Letlutka Logan mesh head, including pointy ears, facial hair, hairbase and many more extras to personalise your look, be it mere mortal or elf
• Legacy mesh body
• Birth Vasean skin for Lelutka EvoX mesh heads + their matching body skin for Legacy
• Noche Mesh Nipples and piercing
• Nexus body hair A2 (trail), much of the Nexus ranges has been moved to Hype
• Billy Beaverhausen Quentin shape for Lelutka Logan & Legacy

• Noche King Shorts, currently at Fameshed until December 27th, check the main store after
• Noche Elf Hat, Miles Socks, Reindeer Gear (only waring the arm straps here)
• Semller Canvas Hi Tops
• Stealthic Reach hair
• Letlutka Logan mesh head, including pointy ears, facial hair, hairbase and many more extras to personalise your look, be it mere mortal or elf
• Legacy mesh body
• Birth Rai skin for Lelutka EvoX mesh heads + their matching body skin for Legacy
• Billy Beaverhausen Frank shape for Lelutka Logan & Legacy

• Noche King Shorts, currently at Fameshed until December 27th, check the main store after (single colour version shown, the green one standard comes with black stripes, the fatpack contains white and black stripe versions)
• Noche Santas Bitch Collar
• Off-Line Santa’s Helper Lights
• Tylie Elf Hat
• Vale Koer Retro Dunks , these old shoes are ageing well, the fatpack is very versatile and the Gianni size works for Legacy
• a hair piece I got from Dura as a present at some point that occasionally works well with hoodies and some hats
• Letlutka Alain mesh head, including pointy ears, facial hair, hairbase and many more extras to personalise your look, be it mere mortal or elf
• Legacy mesh body
• Noche Mesh Nipples
• Clef De Peau skins used no longer available

• Noche Elf Stockings, Elf Thong, Sean Crop Top
• Argrace Santa hat & hair (group gift)
• Versov Jumpov Xmass edition sneakers
• Letlutka Eon mesh head, including pointy ears, facial hair, hairbase and many more extras to personalise your look, be it mere mortal or elf
• Legacy mesh body
• Birth Vanguard skin for Lelutka EvoX mesh heads + a matching Eros body skin for Legacy by Velour
• Billy Beaverhausen Kayden shape for Lelutka Eon & Legacy

Random thought: if there are Sporty Elves, does that mean that there also should be Baby Elves, Posh Elves, Scary Elves and Ginger Elves?