First things first: let’s talk outfits. The one in the middle, proudly carrying the flag, that’s me. I just got one of Noche’s latest creations, the Miller Shorts. They are available at the current round of Fameshed until June 27th. The drawstring detail is hella sexy and we’re here for it. A nice extra touch is that it comes with a loose version that can be worn with several items from Noche’s underwear range. You may have to use a bulge size smaller for your underwear to make it fit and it works best when your standing or walking around. Once you sit down you may find the underwear does a bit of jiggery pokery.
If you’re feeling especially daring and you still have a Aeros cock knocking about in a drawer somewhere, you may try to stuff your pants with it. The effect will be rather subtle but it will cause quite a frisson with the pervy cammers who like to zoom in real close. You know who you are, you dirty little freaks. No judgement though! Also, you’re dick will poke through when you try to sit down, so unless you want to cause a scandal at a mild mannered sim, you better keep standing up or drop the ding dong like it’s hot at such a location. And if you try this trick with another SL willy, the experiment may very well fail completely.
Enough about dangly bits now though, let’s focus on that tank top. While I was at Fameshed I had a look around to see if there was another fashion item available for male avatars, that would go nicely with the short. Indeed, there was the David Tank by Clef De Peau. I like the scoop neck on this tank. It’s something one doesn’t see very often. Muscle Maries have taken to modifying their tanks by cutting away most of the side, giving us lots of side boob to admire. Personally I think the Clef De Peau tank is classier, mais des goûts et des couleurs, on ne discute pas. Oh lala, ‘e speaks French.
Now onto everything else. Well, maybe not everything else, some fait divers (here he goes with the French again). That reminds me, The Matrix has been out since 1999 and still, whenever I use or hear the expression “déjà vu”, in my mind I will follow it up with “they’ve changed something… agents are coming”. Luckily I can stop myself from running away. I don’t get that deeply into the fantasy. I still haven’t gotten around watching the latest instalment in the Matrix franchise. Where’s that streaming these days? HBO Max? I’m limiting myself to one paid streaming service at the moment, along with a vpn that gives me access to free streaming services across the globe, though truth be told, I usually stick to UK channels. I’ve just finished re-watching the Around The World in 80 Days mini series with David Tennant and found myself crying with several of the more emotional scenes yet again. I’m glutten for punishment. Then again, if the music hits a weak spot, I’m just as likely to cry with a commercial for a credit card… “oh my god she lost her card… ah she already has a replacement!” Fekking emotional rollercoaster! But all silliness on a little stick (that’s a literal translation of an expression in the Netherlands… I know right! I never really got it either) I feel there’s something about David Tennant that makes him particularly suited to play characters who can be hopeful, while having an underlying tragedy. I’m rather looking forward to watch him reprice his role as The Doctor in the upcoming special anniversary episodes of Doctor Who. They’ll have a hell of a lot of explaining to do to make his return plausible and I already fear it may all turn out to be somewhat convoluted, contrived and contrary… But it’s with David Tennant.
There’s a free extra explicit image on my Patrion of this polyamorous trio. Patrons get 4 extra images.
Moonwhoole, in real life, I went to Ikea a couple of weeks ago. It only dawned on me when I was actually there, that (holy forking shirt balls!) it was Saturday and I was at IKEA! Madness! As it turned out, it wasn’t a particularly busy day and I entered the store I via the bathroom department, which coincidentally happened to be what I needed. A while back someone had visited my apartment to blow out my pipes. No, not like that! Get your minds out of the gutter. He was there to make sure there was nothing wrong with my flow, so to speak. It’s a mandatory service provided by the housing association, which they outsource to a company that specialises in giving people’s pipes a proper seeing to. Turns out that the thingamabob under the bathroom sink, the so called stink trap, was deemed unfit for purpose. They put this in a report and some weeks later I received a rather unnecessarily strongly worded letter from the housing association, telling me I needed to fix an issue, without actually informing me what the issue was. For that I had to contact the company that provides the pipe cleaning service. Once I figured out what had to be done, I decided that the sink needed some extra support before I could start my amateur plumber stylings, because the darn thing was starting to ever so slightly come away from the wall. So that’s how I found myself at Ikea on a Saturday, to buy a cabinet that could go under the sink and offer it some much needed support. Of course I didn’t realise that the cabine was going to be small but mighty and weigh 16 kg. Regulars on this blog may remember I broke my shoulder in January this year. Dragging that Ikea purchase home and then putting it together was stretching my limits somewhat, but I got there in the end. Oy vey! How sad is it that this was one of the more exciting things that have happened to me lately?
Oh, I started dabbling with some AI image generators. I’ve tried Midjourney and while the list of banned words is rather long and it’s quite the prudish little bot, I had oodles of fun telling it to send me beautiful angels…
There are of course other image generating AI’s out there and some will allow you to make pretty much anything, as long as the AI bot can understand what you’re asking from it. Obviously, it is and has always been in human nature to approach new technology with the mindset of “how can we use this to produce porn?” Interestingly, most if not all AI models seem to struggle a bit with producing well-formed willies and hands. The AI model I’m currently testing, regularly messes up faces, does weird shit with reflections and often throws in random unwanted stuff. I wonder out loud if there is a place and future for AI in Second Life™. It could be great, but it also could be very, very scary. But my lord, does it know how to do butts!
You can expect sets of curated and touched-up explicit or more tame but still damn sexy images on my Patrion.
Credits
- The one in the middle with the flag
- Birth Hendrix skin for Lelutka EvoX and their body skin for Legacy
- Billy Beaverhausen Brent shape
- Nar Mattaru Immortalis tattoos
- Stealthic Narcotic hair
- The modest body hair I used here is an old product from Modulus, which is no longer available.
- Clef De Peau David Tank, at Fameshed until June 27th
- Noche Miller Shorts, at Fameshed until June 27th
- Noche Kim Mesh briefs (in the bathroom scene)
- The blond on the left
- Lelutka Logan mesh head, comes with the hairbase and facial hair used in this shot and many more
- Belleza Jake mesh body
- Stray Dog Elliot skin for Lelutka EvoX + their body skin for Belleza
- Exile Knox hair (split colors edition for Stay at Home)
- Jesse shape: xml file can be freely downloaded from the Buy Me A Coffee page, you don’t even have to buy me a coffee, though your support will be highly appreciated
- Noche Pride Leather Baxton Harness (other pride colours available)
- Noche Pride Alan Thong (other pride colours available)
- The brunette on the left
- Lelutka Alain mesh head (includes the facial hair and hairbase options)
- Meshbody Legacy body
- Clef De Peau Allan skin for Lelutka Evo and their body skin for Legacy
- Stealthic Reach hair
- Billy Beaverhausen Grant shape
- Noche Pride Leather Baxton Harness (other pride colours available)
- Noche Pride Alan Thong (other pride colours available)
- The brunette on the right
- Lelutka Logan mesh head (includes the facial hair and hairbase options)
- Meshbody Legacy body
- Vendetta Phillip skin for Lelutka Evox and their body skin for Legacy
- Brenton Shape: xml file can be freely downloaded from the Buy Me A Coffee page
- Vango Neil hair (group gift)
- Dappa Forme tattoo
- Noche Highcut Shorts
- Noche Pride Cape, group gift (other flag colours included)
- N4RS WET Man shower. Includes wash basin, mirror and more. The reflection was added in Photoshop. As far as I know, there are no working mirrors yet in SL.
Billy Beaverhausen 
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