Often my virtual beach therapy sessions are a quest for serenity, but this time I’m taking a walk on the wild side by teleporting over to Splash Bay. Sometimes you need an assault on the senses to shake off a weird kind of funk one has been carrying around for a while.
At Splash Bay you can escape into a beach-themed carnival of fun as you navigate the winding waterslides, engage in splash-worthy pool games, or hop on the beach-themed rides. Oh, and you can lie on a floaty that’s a giant whoopee cushion complete with rude sound effect every time to switch position.
However, personally I do also enjoy the concept of hearing the very much muted sounds of joyful screaming and giggling children and grownups from a good distance. It’s amazing how much more agreable that kind of behaviour becomes when it can be casually observed from about at least 50 meters or so, preferably with a cocktail in one hand and a book in the other.
For today’s session of virtual beach therapy I’m sporting the Gunnar Bikini by Noche, one of their more recent creations. As I haven’t ventured onto a busy real life beach in years, I have no idea of what is socially accepted these days in terms of beach wear. Would this little number get a lot of attention in real life? Ironically, covering up the nipples with the bikini top, actually makes this a more modest choice, if we forget about the vpl and butt-floss situation of the bottom for a hot minute, that is. Fun fact: go back roughly 100 years and you would have found plenty of beaches in the U.S.A. where it was illegal for men to go topless. 1930’s America lived in fear of the male nipple. *gulp*
Look up “mankini” and all you’ll find is that infamous fluorecent green/yellow contraption modelled by Borrat. I dare say one isn’t going to spot too many of those on the average European beach. Of course, in Sweden any bit of sand placed at the border of a lake is called a “beach”, because that is the level of sadness they have to stoop to in this cold country to force themselves into the believe that they actually have a summer. Don’t worry, I’m not pissing on Sweden. I’m from Belgium for goodness sake, where it’s impossible to have three consecutive days of hot humid weather without following it up with a bonkers thunderstorm that has my mother’s pussy quivering under the bed… Oh, a Mrs Slocombe joke, how quaint! And I managed to get some small talk in about the weather. Surely I must have been British in a previous life, right? But I digress and I probably should just tie things up as neatly as the bow in the straps of my bikini top and leave you with the credits.
Credits
- Lelutka Noah mesh head (includes the hairbase and facial hair used, and many more options)
- Meshbody Legacy body
- Modulus Lewis hat & hair
- Birth Beck skin for Lelutka EvoX mesh heads and their matching body skin for Lelutka
- Noche Gunnar Bikini, at the Equal 10 event until May 5th, check the main store after that date. Rigged for Meshbody Legacy & Athletic, Belleza Jake and Reborn V-Tech. With the fat pack you can mix and match the fabric and trim to your hearts content.
- ZOOM Luxury Windbreaker Hat
- Legal Insanity River bracelets (rigged for various mesh bodies, which makes these a better fit than the unrigged bracelets of the past)
- MadPea Sour Sips Lemonade Stand
Billy Beaverhausen 
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