I never was any good at sports

It’s a cliché that gay men aren’t any good at sports and that fat kids always get picked last to join a team for games that require physical fitness. As mother nature, or whomever doles out these characteristics, saw fit to hit me with a double whammy (i.e. make me the fat gay kid), it will come as no surprise that I was never much of an athlete.

I did a bit of table tennis and focused on having a mean low flying serve, which is something I have in common with Amy Farrah Fowler. It wasn’t exactly a strong winning strategy though. Dodgeball is another thing I dabbled with and my freakish length at a young age sometimes helped me to pluck the ball out of the sky as it whizzed by, which came as a bit of surprise to the opposing team the first time I managed to do this. For a split second it felt like some kind of super power. Strange the things one remembers. The message here is: embrace your freaky side, because very few other people will. These days I’m not that tall anyway. I’m 192 cm (or whatever that is in feet… go metric already!) and occasionally am confronted with what even I would call “a tall glass of water”.

For a couple of years I took up running and felt rather proud at how I was able to do a sport, albeit one that didn’t take much coordination, teamspirit or a strong competitive streak. As I’m crawling the last couple of years towards my 50’s, maybe I should take up pickleball. And if that isn’t food for thought, I don’t know what is.

Credits

• Noche Travis Jersey, normal and lifted version included, rigged for Meshbody Legacy & Athletic, Belleza Jake and Reborn + Vtech
• Noche Noah Jockstrap (left and middle) and Sujin Jostrap (right)
• Pink helmet is an old gacha item by Bamse and hard to find, the blue helmet is by Tylie and available from their Marketplace store
• Meshbody Legacy (left and middle)
• More detail for avatar on the right only, as the other two aren’t very visible with those helmets…
  • Belleza Jake mesh body
  • Lelutka Logan mesh head
  • Stray Dog Kris skin for Lelutka Evox heads + their body skin for Belleza Jake
  • Stealthic Hysteria hair (worn with hairbase #016 that comes with the mesh head)
  • Not Found Teo beard (BOM) for Lelutka Evox mesh heads
  • KaoS Reborn From The Ashes tattoo
  • Jesse shape for Lelutka Logan + Belleza: download the xml file for this shape for free from my BuyMeACoffee page

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